R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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