If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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