I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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