3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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