Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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