it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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