omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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