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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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