at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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