thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Randomize
