She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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