What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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