Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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