So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Randomize
