But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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