If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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