You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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