im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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