I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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