I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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