I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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