You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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