I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
He passed out mid-signature
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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