The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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