doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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