oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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