Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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