I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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