I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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