My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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