HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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