I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Damn victory sex feels great
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