He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
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He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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