There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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