I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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