i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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