I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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