Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
