So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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