I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
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I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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