hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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