belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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Oh Jesus.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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