I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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