we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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