so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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