R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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