i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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