You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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