I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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