I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just googled if crying burns calories
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Randomize