PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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