just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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