Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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