ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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