i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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