Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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