Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Walk of Shame today included voting.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
