There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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